Vladimir Putin remains under pressure, former German football star Michael Ballack is doing great damage to his career and Bill Belichick lost the Dragon Super Bowl.

Novak Djokovic, Andy Murray and Maria Sharapova have started well into the year of the Dragon at the Australian Open.

Rafael Nadal is back on track, Ahmad Bradshaw scored a super Bowl winning touchdown but Demi Moore looks sad.

Barack Obama is working hard like most Buffaloes whilst megaupload expert Kim Schmitz has been arrested in New Zealand

Bunga Bunga Berlusconi, Tunisian Dictator Ben Ali and the Formula 1 pilots Robert Kubica and Lewis Hamilton had an awful Rabbit year. But soon things will be better.

Kim Clijsters and many other Pig ladies seem to have a better start into the Dragon year than their male counterparts.

Dogs have come out well in recent months and the Super Bowl ring for Tom Coughlin shows, that all is well.

Serena Williams and Roger Federer had not been able to impress as much as expected at the Australian Open.

Eli Manning won his 2nd Super Bowl and many Monkey ladies are enjoying new love.

Goats remain on a difficult road like Newt Gingrich and Mel Gibson, but the younger ones are doing well.

Chavez had to step back, Angela Merkel is falling and Colonel Gaddafi is dead. But at least Tennis was controlled by some funky Horse girls.

Snakes are already looking great like Victoria Azarenka who has won the Australian Open but Snake males like Tom Brady had an awful Super Bowl weekend.