Sri Lanka`s new Mahinda Rajapakse is leading his country back towards civil war with his hawkish policy.

Gwen Stefani had been most successful at the American Awards whilst in Sri Lanka Mahinda Rajapakse has replaced Chandrika Kumaratunga as new President after she had been forced out by a court rule.

The Tennis Masters was won by David Nalbandian against Roger Federer, Paris Hilton has lost another lover and Fernando Alonso is now the youngest Formula 1 champ of all times.

Britney Spears received her first child from Horse Federline and Roger Federer has won the U.S. Open against senior Dog Agassi.

Gwen Stefani earned $100.000 @ the MTV Awards and Jessica Alba had admitted some affinity for loves elderly gents such as Horse Sean Connery.

Director Oliver Hirschbiegel will present Goat Nicole Kidman in a "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" remake.

Former model and body hunter Domino Harvey was found dead in her bathtub after a wild career.

Renèe Zellwegger has married Country Monkey Kenny Chesney and also Jessica Alba is having a great year.

Fernando Alonso won 2 Formula 1 Grand Prix races whilst Britney Spears has told a friend about marriage problems with her Horse Kevin Federline and Serena Williams feeling depressed about another injury pause.

Roger Federer won his 3rd Wimbledon title against Dog Roddick, Rachel Hunter is upset about her Ex-Monkey Rod Stewart`s wedding plans and very successful is the new NBA Star Dwyane Wade.

Renée Zellwegger enjoys new love from Ireland whilst Anna Kournikova`s Rabbit Iglesias is dating other beauties.

Roger Federer won the the Doha final against Goat Ivan Ljubicic and Amnesty International founder Peter Benenson had died at 84.

Britney Spears received a Razzie award and Jose Socrates became Prime Minister of Portugal.

Paris Hilton & Britney Spears remain the most requested at Google and E online, but nevertheless they were refused Oscar invitations for quality reasons.

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