Arnold Schwarzenegger returned with Terminator 3 and his political ambitions seem to have great fortune in California, from where he might even follow the path of Ronald Pig Reagon into the White House one day. Now he has decided t to leave most public debts to the poor, elderly and ill Californians.

As predicted, Hillary Clinton is now seriously bound to become the first woman leading the U.S. as President whilst Pistol Pig Sampras decided to take it easier in 2003 and had made a pass on Wimbledon and Paris.

Penny Lancaster has taken over Rod Monkey Stewart from Chicken Rachel Hunter and claims great success with promoting the "ultimate Bra".

Vitali Klitschko is looking forward to challenge Lennox Snake Lewis within another fight after his unfortunate defeat.

Stella McCartney had designed the wedding dress for Dog Madonna.