Sven-Göran Eriksson got fooled and lost his job as the coach of the British National soccer team, Kim Clijsters got seriously injured and Lance Armstrong lost his Rabbit Sheryl Crow.

Daniela Hantuchova had knocked out Rooster Serena Williams at the Australian Open and trouble with the police experienced Arnold Schwarzenegger after being caught without a driving license

Pig Elton John had assembled the biggest ever amount of celebs at his wedding with his long time boyfriend.

Christina Applegate is getting divorced, Dutch soccer star Rafael Ferdinand van der Vaart suffers from a serious injury and Arnold Schwarzenegger suffers from heart problems and an unpopular execution.

Vitali Klitschko has retired for injury reasons and aiming to enter politics.

Carlos Santana has released a new album with also Rat Steven Tyler whilst Kim Clijsters went out of shape and Stella McCartney goes now for consumer fashion.

Kim Clijsters has won the U.S. Open against Tigress Mary Pierce and Irish soccer legend Roy Keane had a critical go at his ManU squad.

After bad news concerning doping Lance Armstrong is now engaged with Rabbit Sheryl Crow.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was getting criticized for dubious income sources and Kim Clijsters won the WTA tournaments in Indian Wells and Miami.

Boxing Champ Vitali Klitschko had to cancel a title fight for injury reasons and Monkey Rod Stewart has announced to marry a third time with now Penny Lancaster.

The Democrats want to compete with Hillary Clinton for the White House in 2008 and Carlos Santana wants to make a traditional Album with the Huicholen and Tarahumaras Indians.

Elton John plans to marry his old friend David Furnish on Christmas, Hillary Clinton won a German Mediaprice and Christo had impressed in New York with his "The Gates".

Tyson Beckford was shooting with Dog Naomi, Rat Prince Charles has married Camilla Parker Bowles and Rainier of Monaco has died at 81.

Jacques Villeneuve, David Coulthard and Christian Klien had been 2005 pilots in the Formula circuit.

Hillary Clinton collapsed during a speech and Arnie Schwarzenegger was accused by TV anchor Anna Richardson of some sexual harassment.

Elton John has accused Dog Bush of having turned the U.S. into a country full of fear like under McCarthy.

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