Jerry Hall was raving about her sex life whilst R. Kelly and Gary Glitter were accused for child abuse and Jessica Simpson has become available again.

Michael Schumacher had retired after he had scored second place in the 2006 Formula 1 Circuit behind Rooster Fernando Alosnso.

In France President Chirac was facing serious riots, Halle Berry is now endorsing Versace and Christina Aguilera has married in front of 500 guests.

UK film fans named Mickey Rourke "man of the year" for his "Sin City" contribution and Daniel Craig became the new James Bond alongside Eva Green as Bondgirl.

German chancellor Schroeder lost the elections and Jennifer Anniston had collapsed in Chicago.

Venus Williams won her 3rd Wimbledon title, Jennifer Anniston sold her house in Beverly Hills and Pope John Paul II had died.

Formula 1 Champ Michael Schumacher had the most unfortunate season of his career and in New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin had to deal with Katrina whilst Halle Berry whad wishes for a Baby.

Steve Fossett flew around the world on his own nonstop as the first human being and Shawn Fanning scored a big deal with Sony.

Michael Schumacher had a collision with Snake Heidfeld at the first Formula 1 Grand Prix, Venus Williams had her first opening-round defeat since 4 years in Doha.

Giselle Buendchen impressed with her "New York Taxi" movie and at the Oscar ceremony she was seen with Tiger Di Caprio whilst Jennifer Anniston and Snake Brad Pitt were seeking professional advice.

Human Rights Groups had filed a case against Don Rumsfeld and his U.S. torturing specialist Charles Graner was sentenced to 10 years.

Will Smith enjoyed being with Horse Eva Mendes and Halle Berry won a worst actress Razzie for Catwoman whilst she had been unhappy about no interesting job offers.

Steven Gerrard made his FC Liverpool lose the Cup final against FC Chelsea with Rabbit Mourinho, Ted Kennedy has demanded a withdrawal from Iraq and Martina Navratilova defeated Buffalo Monica Seles.

Venus Williams and Alicia Molik did not cimpress at the Australian Open and Jennifer Anniston had been sad about Snake Pitt who went off with the much more suitable Rabbit Angelina Jolie.

Martina Hingis had returned to international tennis after her awkward feet injury but without creating any real impact.

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