Gisele Buendchen said bye to her Tiger DiCaprio and faced popularity problems in Brazil, where people consider her as too skinny.

Halle Berry found new love and she was seen walking happily on the beach. Martina Navratilova and Venus Williams left Wimbledon in round 2 and England`s soccer team lost a historic match against Portugal with 5 Monkeys on the field.

Jeri Ryan has dumped her Republican husband and Illinois candidate after he had insisted frequently on dubious sexual activities which she could not enjoy.

Michael Schumacher won the 2004 Formula 1 as clear as never before and Martina Navratilova played in the Mixed Final at the Australian Open.

Halle Berry was delighted about being free again after her divorce and Marc Anthony married Dog Jelo Lopez to receive a similar treat like Guy Ritchie @ Dog Madonna.

Justin Timberlake became a pride of his breed at Super Bowl with Nipplegate. Later he scored two Grammies whilst Diana Ross lost her driving license with a few drinks over the limit.

Helmut Newton died in a car crash in L.A. at 83 and Bosnian President Boris Trajkovski went in a planecrash.

Ted Kennedy has said in conjunction with Gulf War II, that Pig O'Neill " has now revealed what many have long suspected" and General Wesley Clark went for the White House.

Christina Aguilera scored a $40 million advertising deal and since 8 months she is now in love with Snake Jordan Bratman.

Horses like Brazilian Romario had always been big in soccer, but at the Euro 2004 not a single player has been noticed for outstanding performances.

Disney Chief Michael Eisner refused to distribute Michael Moore`s new flim "Fahrenheit 911" which had won 1rst price @ the Cannes Film Festival.

Mike Tyson is accused for having beaten up two fans at a New York Hotel, who had asked for autographs and 200.000 Americans want to sue Janet Jackson for a touch of nudity.

In Moscow the office of George Soros has been raided by the police and Mike Tyson is down to minus $25 million after career earnings worth $500 million.

Russian billionaire Roman Abramowitsch wants to buy Formula 1 teams after his acquisitions in the British Premier League.

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