Angela Merkel is the new German chancellor and singer Usher is seeking a non-demanding girlfriend.

Katie Price had called the ambulance for a lift to her hairdresser and NBA Champ Dirk Nowitzki performed great at the Euro Cup.

Sean Connery has announced not do make any more movie due to poor Hollywood quality and also he had declined any biography demands from publishers.

Forbes has once again named Condoleezza Rice as the mightiest woman in the world, Carly Fiorina lost the race against Goat Wolfowitz for the World Bank presidency and Paul McCartney became father again.

Real Madrid`s new soccer coach Wanderly Luxemburgo scored a club record with 7 victories in a row and Grand Ayatollah Al Sistani had won the Iraqi election.

Paul McCartney was boring fans at Super Bowl and Carly Fiorina had to resign at Hewlett Packard receiving at least some final $21 million.

Clint Eastwood earned a Director Award for his "Million Dollar Baby" Film about boxing women and Usher had scored an MTV Award.

North Korea`s Kim Jong Ill is accused of dealing with nukes and Condoleezza Rice took over Buffalo Colin Powell`s job as foreign secretary.

Lisa Stansfield`s last Album presented "F... me the way a real man should " and Mike Tyson has mentioned plans to become a porn star in order to escape bankruptcy.

Howard Stringer became the new Sony Chairman and Michael Eisner will soon be history at Disney.

Kobe Bryant freed himself through financial arrangements from rape accusations, Katie Price had expected a baby and Dirk Nowitzki had been best NBA player of February.

Mike Tyson plans a comeback but had been refused a Visa to Australia for his criminal records whilst Martin Scorcese and Clint Eastwood scored most of the Oscars with "Aviator" and "Million Dollar Baby".

Thierry Breton became Minister for economy in France, Eva Mendes is in love and Monkey Will Smith and Chris Rock had presented the Oscar Night.

Colonel Ghaddafi had offered help to free U.S. hostages and Ray Charles and Usher had won Grammies.

Viktor A. Yushchenko became the Ukraina President and President Alexander Lukashenko runs White Russia.

Iraq news is written with video executions arranged by Musab al-Sarkawi and Kevin Federline plans to marry Rooster Britney Spears.

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