Swedish Model Elin Nordegren did marry Tiger Woods on Barbados at a $1 million wedding inside the Sandy Lane, where all other guests had to relocate.

Nicole Kidman refused to meet Michael Dog Jackson and Steven Jobs had to undergo some cancer surgery before he receivd a 2004 Executive Leadership Award.

UK Soccer legend Paul Gascoigne became a Player Coach at Boston United but now he looks very ill whilst John Kerry had failed to convince enough Americans.

Nick Carter has left Chicken Hilton Paris after having felt bored and inside the Formula 1 circuit Jensen Button Button scored 2nd place behind Top Monkey Schumacher.

am Anderson was rushing into Wal Marts with a family friendly edition of her Biography "Star", in which she recommends elevators for intimate encounters.

Nicole Kidman received $100 Disney million for the "The Chronicles of Narnia" and Icegoat Kimi Raikkonen had a dismal Formula 1 season compared to 2003.

John Kerry took Snake Edwards as his advisor and Mel Gibson owns the 7nth best selling movie with the Passion of the Christ.

Goat Charisteas had made his Greek team win the soccer Euro 2004 with matchbreaking goals against France and Portugal in the Final and Michael Owen had scored one of the best goals at the Euro 2004.

Nick Carter enjoyed Chicken Paris Hilton with her swell $4000 hairdesign and in his new book Bob Woodward has accused U.S. President Dog W. Bush of having decided for Gulf War II three weeks after Sep 11 and for a short time Jenson Button had been chasing Monkey Schumacher within the Formula 1.

Charles Saatchi lost his unique art collection whilst Bill Gates remained the richest man on earth for the 7nth year.

Former soccer legend Paul Gascoigne is ectremely ill and looks now like an oldman at the age of just 37.

Julia Roberts has purchased a lot of land from Monkey Don Rumsfeld, icole Kidman broke up with Dragon Kravitz and Corie Sanders lost his title fight against Vitali Pig Klitschko.

The Financial Times had named Bill Gates the No.1 Business Man of 2004 and the Queen calls him now Knight Commander of the British Empire whilst Steven Jobs rules with 300 million songs sold @ Itunes and John Kerry had been ahead of Dog W. Bush @ Newsweek after wins in Iowa and New Hampshire.

With the coaches John Fox and Tony Dungy in the Race for Super Bowl Goats have concluded a very fine year. John Fox and his Rabbit DelHomme even had a chance to win Super Bowl against the Patriots and Bill Dragon Belichick with Snake Brady.

Marat Safin returned at the Australian Open with a triumphant win over Andy Dog Roddick, John Kerry storms towards the White House whilst in Iran President Chatami is struggling.

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