Rubens Barrichello received a new Ferrari contract and continues to assist Monkey Schumacher.

Andy Roddick and Justine Henin-Hardenne won both titles at the U.S. Open after Andre Agassi had just become the eldest No.1 player in Tennis history.

David Bowie had a huge World Tour in October and Fred Durst & Kid Rock are now reported to be both covering Pam Goat Anderson`s sexual requirements.

Rapper Q-Tip had a look at Nicole Goat Kidman whilst David Gilmore sold his London Villa for 5 million Pound which he gave to the growing amount of homeless.

George W. Bush took over Iraq assisted by 3 Snakes. Blair from the UK, Koizumi from Japan and Aznar from Spain.

Machmud Abbas has been suggested as the first Ministerpresident of Palestine by Snake Arrafat.

Michael Jackson faced bad PR on TV and was sentenced to compensate concert promoter Avram with $5.3 million. He also has been accused of having arranged Voodoo Sessions to kill Steven Pig Spielberg and David Goat Geffen for a fee of $15.000.

Bill Clinton has been suggested by Snake Pierce Brosnan to accept a role in the next Bond Flim whilst in Milan Naomi Campbell promoted anti Gulf War II T-shirts and Madonna did write a book for children.

Architect Daniel Dog Libeskind will build the new World Trade Center and Liza Minelli is having a go at her drug problems inside a clinic whilst Madonna earned several "Razzie Awards“.