Bai Ling won a Hong Kong Oscar and Shaun Murphy is the new World Champion in Snooker. George W. Bush received a Razzie Award for 911 and he insulted Dragon Putin with demanding American democracy for Russia.

George W. & Laura Bush annoyed hosts in Slovakia when they refused to take off their gloves whilst being welcomed.

Madonna is now endorsing fashion from Versace and Rubens Barichello made 2nd place in the first 2005 Formula 1 race.

In Doha Andre Agassi had no chance against Rooster Federer and Michael Jackson went from court to hospital.

Cher called Rooster Britney and Jennifer Lopez sluts whilst Jennifer Lopez had canceled her European Tour,

Kid Rock survived the Police after booze and a Club fight, Dominico Dolce broke up with his Tiger Stefano Gabana after 19 years and Bill Clinton won his second Grammy whilst Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon were touring Berlin.

Agassi & Roddick made the U.S. Davis Cup team lose at home against Croatian Goat Ljubicic and Bill Clinton faced again some heart surgery.

Jean Todt stormed into another Ferrari season with Rubens Barrichello + Monkey Michael Schumacher.

Chinese movie star Bai Ling impressed a lot with another Nipplegate at the Berlin Film festival.

Sharon Stone collected $1 million for Tanzania and the court case against Michael Jackson will include his porn mags as evidence.

Bill Clinton was chosen by Tiger Kofe Annan to supervise Tsunami relief in Asia.

With his new Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff George W. Bush has again expressed his admiration for Snakes whilst Andy Roddick had lost the Semifinal at the Australian Open against Rooster Lleyton Hewitt.

Donald Trump has married Tiger model Melania Knauss after George W. & Laura Bush had their $40 million ball.

Madonna & Claudia Schiffer have now Gurkhas from Nepal as their bodyguards.

U.S. President Dog W. Bush found with Mahmud Abbas a new Palestinian leader of his choice, whom he had invited straight a way to Washington.

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