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The Dragon Year 2000 had been as large as expected and Michael Schumacher & Mikka Haekkinen had been on top of the Formula 1. Martina Hingis and Venus Williams had ruled Tennis except for some upsets by the two Dragons Davenport and Jennifer Capriati.

The Snake Year 2001 had a different vibe, less lively, more down to earth and extremely dangerous. Some Monkeys had to slow down like Mikka Haekkinen, Bay Watch Monkey Yasmine Bleeth and Martina Hingis. Cold blooded Michael Schumacher drove well and Halle Berry became Bond Gal instead of Chicken Kournikova whilst Venus Williams became the US Open Queen.

The 2001 Year of the Horse had been kind with the Monkeys, though some had to overcome difficulties. In particular Halle Berry faced glory days and saddest trouble at the same time with her Ex.

The Goat Year 2003 had been excellent with fortunate developments. Again Michael Schumacher cleaned up, George Lucas remained the Hollywood Don, Rod Stewart replaced Chicken Hunt with a younger Piggy Model. Also Kylie Minogue had a great time.

The Monkey Year 2004 had been as brilliant as expected and no other symbol presented more winners.

 
 

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In particular Formula 1 Champ Michael Schumacher as the Man of the Year had even been able to come up with a $10 million donation for the tsunami victims.

French President Chirac had been successfully enjoying two children with his wife Chicken Bernadette. Justin Timberlake had stunned with Nipplegate and his Rat Cameron Diaz fling just like Marc Anthony with his Dog Jennifer Lopez catch. Also Halle Berry found new love and Christina Aguilera had been raving about her $40 million advertising deal.

The Rooster Year 2005 saw the decline of Formula 1 Champ Schumacher and German Chancellor Schroeder as results of bad Karma for too many Monkeys. Nevertheless the year had also brought big wins for Venus Williams, Mickey Rourke and certainly the new James Bond Daniel Craig.

The Dog Year 2006 brought the fall of Don Rumsfeld and only very few Monkeys had looked good.

The Pig Year 2007 gave Venus Williams her 4rth Wimbledon win, but besides that too many Monkeys failed like Cocaine fan Martina Hingis and Falcons QB Michael Vick.