Ontario

as seen by Jeff Foxworthy (You Might be a Redneck)

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swimby, you might live in Ontario.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Wawa is the coldest spot in the nation,you might live in Ontario.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Ontario.