2008

October 27, 2008
Barack Obama is preserving a solid lead over John McCain.

October 19, 2008
Barack Obama has raised over $150 million over the last few weeks while "Barracuda" Palin has failed to impress America with her recent TV appearance at a comedy show.

October 12, 2008
John McCain`s running mate Sarah Palin was rejected by a large Philadelphia audience at the Wachovia Center.

October 09, 2008
with his "that one" attack on his rival Barrack Obama Republican candidate John McCain has managed to trigger a new website and campaign against himself at thatone08.com.

October 02, 2008
The US Election saw a first highlight with an unspectacular vice presidential TV debate between the Senators Joe Biden and Sarah "Barracuda" Palin, who had recently raised the bar internationally with entertaining views on the economy and on foreign affairs.

September 25, 2008
John McCain has added "Chainsaw" Carly Fiorina to his election team and he will not duck out from the TV debate.

September 19, 2008
Sarah "Barracuda" Palin had shown great confidence in yahoo mail and she likes using it for official government mail as just revealed by a hacker who had broken into gov.palin@yahoo.com and gov.sarah@yahoo.com.

September 14, 2008
Sarah "Barracuda" Palin was criticized for her support of "good friends" in Alaska who had received outstanding promotion.

September 11, 2008
Sarah "Barracuda" Palin revealed her educational background and understanding of International politics within an interview for ABC. So far Palin has never talked to a foreign politician and she claimed to know, how she could make the U.S. Independent from oil imports while believing, that Iraq had stood behind the Sep 11 attack.

September 08, 2008
John McCain has gained the lead in the race for the White House.

September 02, 2008
John McCain`s running mate Sarah Palin celebrates the pregnancy of her 17 year old daughter who is now considering marriage.

September, 2008
Sarah Barracuda Palin has joined Rat McCain in the race for the White House.

Now her intense combat against sexual education for kids has brought her a new family member with the pregnancy of her 17 year old daughter. Meanwhile marriage plans were reported and she is delighted to be an early grandmother.

August 29, 2008
Barack Obama had a giant election party in front of 80.000 when he received his nomination.

August, 2008
Barack Obama took Horse John Biden as his running mate while Rat McCain did select Rabbit Sarah Palin.

July 25, 2008
Barack Obama saw a raving 200.000 in Berlin when introducing his visions of the future world.

August 12, 2008
John McCain had a nice media duel with Paris Hilton.

July 24, 2008
Barak Obama is sponsoring the NBC coverage from the Olympic games in Beijing for $5 million. In June Obama had collected $52 million in comparison to the $21,5 for McCain who can now only afford to campaign in important states while his rival is going nationwide.

July 11, 2008
Barack Obama had wanted to hold a speech at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin while Jesse Jackson is refusing any support for him.

June 28, 2008
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have indicated some intense collaboration.

June 05, 2008
Barack Obama has emerged as the Democrats`s candidate for the forthcoming presidential elections and talks with Hillary Clinton point at her as Vice President.

May 9, 2008
John McCain fired election coordinator Doug Goodyear for his Burmese Junta commitment.

May 7, 2008
Barack Obama seems to be through after North Carolina and Indiana while Hillary Clinton complains about financial shortages. Obama is 150 delegates ahead of his female counterpart and he most won in way more states.

April 8, 2008
Hillary Clinton has sacked her campaign manager Mark Penn.

April 5, 2008
The Clintons declared $109 million income which included high earnings from Yucaipa Private-Equity and Quellos Group Hedgefonds both operating from taxhaven Cayman Islands.

March 25, 2008
Hillary Clinton was criticized for her fake Serbian sniper fantasies while George W. Bush and John McCain are speaking of victory and progress in Iraq despite fierce fighting, 4.000 U.S. troops dead and a damaged American economy.

March 16, 2008
For a first time John McCain has gained the lead within the presidential election while Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama are demolishing each other.

At the same time President Bush has been celebrating "a major strategic victory" in Iraq.

March 01, 2008
Buffalo Barack Obama is receiving the biggest financial support but still Pig Hillary Clinton has managed to stay in the race for the White House against Old-timer Rat John McCain who has clearly defeated Goat Huckabee and Pig Romney.

Overall it seems, that America will see a final showdown between Buffalo Obama and Rat McCain.

The 2008 Rat Year will favor John McCain, but buffalo Obama will benefit from the forthcoming Year of the Buffalo what makes it kind of an open race.

Still, Pig Hillary might spoil their plans, but chances are looking that bright at the moment with Rats like Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg, Scarlett Johansson, Silvio Berlusconi, Lewis Hamilton etc. doing more than fine.

January 30, 2008
Buffalo Barack Obama is still well in the race against Pig Hillary with now also some endorsement by Monkey Ted Kennedy and Rat Scarlett Johansson.

Also Rat McCain is having a showdown with a Pig named Mitt Romney since Monkey Gulliani quitted due to a lack of supporters. At this stage it all points at a final race between Rat McCain and Buffalo Obama who will be the next Buffalo President after Buffalo Richard Nixon.

January, 2008
Buffalo Barack Obama had a great start in Iowa where only Republican Goat Huckabee had looked competive while Pig Hillary Clinton experienced her Waterloo.

2007

October 17, 2007
Al Gore has denied any ambitions for the White House, Senator McCain has activated his 95 year old mum for his campaign and Rudy Giuliani is compiling the biggest money within the Republican camp while Hillary Clinton leads among the Democrats.

October 12, 2007
Al Gore has received a 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for his work dedicated to environmental protection what might earn him a higher political role in the near future.

October 10, 2007
Fred Thompson had looked poor at his first official presentations.

August 29, 2007
Law & Order Symbol Buffalo Fred Thompson has emerged as another hope of the Republicans.

August 11, 2007
Senator Obama has emerged as the candidate of black urban Americans and in particular the rap industry is supporting him.

July 11, 2007
Senator McCain is running out of cash and he has also lost his advisor and assistant teams.

April 02, 2007
Senator McCain has almost dropped out of the race with his bizarre trip to Iraq when he was looking very foolish in Baghdad.

March 22, 2007
Hillary Clinton is raising the largest amount of cash for her campaign.

February 20, 2007
U.S. Senator McCain has said, that Donald Rumsfeld will go down as one of the worst secretaries of defense in history.

February 04, 2007
Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Senator Newt Gingrich appear to be alternative hopes for the Republicans while Florida's Jeb Bush has realized, that another President from the Bush clan might be to hard to swallow for most.

January 28, 2007
Senator Barack Obama had been introduced as a Muslim by the "Insight" magazine and several other media such as Fox News and the New York Post.

January 20, 2007
New York Senator Hillary Clinton has officially announced her ambition to become the first female resident of the United States.

January 16, 2007
Illinois Senator Barack Obama has entered the race for the White House.