October 27, 2008
Barack Obama is preserving a solid
lead over John McCain.
October 19, 2008
Barack Obama has raised over $150 million
over the last few weeks while "Barracuda" Palin
has failed to impress America with her recent TV appearance
at a comedy show.
October 12, 2008
John McCain`s running mate Sarah Palin
was rejected by a large Philadelphia audience at the Wachovia
October 09, 2008
with his "that one" attack on his rival Barrack
Obama Republican candidate John McCain has managed to trigger
a new website and campaign against himself at thatone08.com.
October 02, 2008
The US Election saw a first highlight
with an unspectacular vice presidential TV debate between
the Senators Joe Biden and Sarah "Barracuda" Palin,
who had recently raised the bar internationally with entertaining
views on the economy and on foreign affairs.
September 25, 2008
John McCain has added "Chainsaw"
Carly Fiorina to his election team and he will not duck out
from the TV debate.
September 19, 2008
Sarah "Barracuda" Palin had
shown great confidence in yahoo mail and she likes using it
for official government mail as just revealed by a hacker
who had broken into firstname.lastname@example.org and email@example.com.
September 14, 2008
Sarah "Barracuda" Palin was
criticized for her support of "good friends" in
Alaska who had received outstanding promotion.
September 11, 2008
Sarah "Barracuda" Palin revealed
her educational background and understanding of International
politics within an interview for ABC. So far Palin has never
talked to a foreign politician and she claimed to know, how
she could make the U.S. Independent from oil imports while
believing, that Iraq had stood behind the Sep 11 attack.
September 08, 2008
John McCain has gained the lead in
the race for the White House.
September 02, 2008
John McCain`s running mate Sarah Palin
celebrates the pregnancy of her 17 year old daughter who is
now considering marriage.
Sarah Barracuda Palin
has joined Rat McCain in the race for the White House.
Now her intense combat against sexual education for kids
has brought her a new family member with the pregnancy of
her 17 year old daughter. Meanwhile marriage plans were reported
and she is delighted to be an early grandmother.
August 29, 2008
Barack Obama had a giant election party
in front of 80.000 when he received his nomination.
Barack Obama took Horse John Biden
as his running mate while Rat McCain
did select Rabbit Sarah Palin.
July 25, 2008
Barack Obama saw
a raving 200.000 in Berlin when introducing his visions of
the future world.
August 12, 2008
John McCain had a nice media duel with
July 24, 2008
Barak Obama is sponsoring the NBC coverage
from the Olympic games in Beijing for $5 million. In June
Obama had collected $52 million in comparison to the $21,5
for McCain who can now only afford to campaign in important
states while his rival is going nationwide.
July 11, 2008
Barack Obama had wanted to hold a speech
at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin while Jesse Jackson is
refusing any support for him.
June 28, 2008
Barack Obama and Hillary
Clinton have indicated some intense collaboration.
June 05, 2008
Barack Obama has emerged as the Democrats`s
candidate for the forthcoming presidential elections and talks
with Hillary Clinton point at her as Vice President.
May 9, 2008
fired election coordinator Doug Goodyear for his Burmese Junta
May 7, 2008
Barack Obama seems to be through after
North Carolina and Indiana while Hillary Clinton complains
about financial shortages. Obama is 150 delegates ahead of
his female counterpart and he most won in way more states.
April 8, 2008
Hillary Clinton has sacked her campaign
manager Mark Penn.
April 5, 2008
The Clintons declared $109 million
income which included high earnings from Yucaipa Private-Equity
and Quellos Group Hedgefonds both operating from taxhaven
March 25, 2008
Hillary Clinton was criticized for
her fake Serbian sniper fantasies while George
W. Bush and John McCain are
speaking of victory and progress in Iraq despite fierce fighting,
4.000 U.S. troops dead and a damaged American economy.
March 16, 2008
For a first time John McCain has gained
the lead within the presidential election while Hillary Clinton
and Barrack Obama are demolishing each other.
At the same time President Bush has
been celebrating "a major strategic victory" in
March 01, 2008
Buffalo Barack Obama is receiving
the biggest financial support but still Pig Hillary Clinton
has managed to stay in the race for the White House against
Old-timer Rat John McCain who has clearly defeated Goat Huckabee
and Pig Romney.
Overall it seems, that America will see a final showdown
between Buffalo Obama and Rat McCain.
The 2008 Rat Year will favor John McCain, but buffalo Obama
will benefit from the forthcoming Year of the Buffalo what
makes it kind of an open race.
Still, Pig Hillary might spoil their plans, but chances are
looking that bright at the moment with Rats like Facebook
owner Mark Zuckerberg, Scarlett Johansson, Silvio Berlusconi,
Lewis Hamilton etc. doing more than fine.
January 30, 2008
Buffalo Barack Obama is still well
in the race against Pig Hillary with now also some endorsement
by Monkey Ted Kennedy and Rat Scarlett Johansson.
Also Rat McCain is having a showdown
with a Pig named Mitt Romney since Monkey Gulliani quitted
due to a lack of supporters. At this stage it all points at
a final race between Rat McCain and Buffalo Obama who will
be the next Buffalo President after Buffalo Richard Nixon.
Buffalo Barack Obama had a great start
in Iowa where only Republican Goat Huckabee had looked competive
while Pig Hillary Clinton experienced her Waterloo.
October 17, 2007
Al Gore has denied any ambitions for
the White House, Senator McCain has activated his 95 year
old mum for his campaign and Rudy Giuliani is compiling the
biggest money within the Republican camp while Hillary Clinton
leads among the Democrats.
October 12, 2007
Al Gore has received a 2007 Nobel Peace
Prize for his work dedicated to environmental protection what
might earn him a higher political role in the near future.
October 10, 2007
Fred Thompson had looked poor at his
first official presentations.
August 29, 2007
Law & Order Symbol Buffalo Fred
Thompson has emerged as another hope of the Republicans.
August 11, 2007
Senator Obama has emerged as the candidate
of black urban Americans and in particular the rap industry
is supporting him.
July 11, 2007
Senator McCain is running out of cash
and he has also lost his advisor and assistant teams.
April 02, 2007
Senator McCain has almost dropped
out of the race with his bizarre trip to Iraq when he was
looking very foolish in Baghdad.
March 22, 2007
is raising the largest amount of cash for her campaign.
February 20, 2007
U.S. Senator McCain has said, that
Donald Rumsfeld will go down as one
of the worst secretaries of defense in history.
February 04, 2007
Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Senator
Newt Gingrich appear to be alternative hopes for the
Republicans while Florida's Jeb Bush has realized, that another
President from the Bush clan might be to hard to swallow for
January 28, 2007
Senator Barack Obama had been introduced
as a Muslim by the "Insight" magazine and several
other media such as Fox News and the New York Post.
January 20, 2007
New York Senator Hillary Clinton has
officially announced her ambition to become the first female
resident of the United States.
January 16, 2007
Illinois Senator Barack Obama has entered
the race for the White House.